Please go visit this Jonathan guy's blog.

He is damn sarcastic, self-centered and very, very rude to Amanda. I pity her lor, this Jonathan is too bad liao. He wanted to throw his shoe at her! How can like that???

But he's really funny, overall.

See, excerpts from Jonathan's blog's sidebar.

The Notable Quotes:
"If you hit my eye, I sue you!" Mrs Toh.
"Don't insult Mrs Toh ah, she is my best friend, ok?!" Mdm Marina.
"In Literature, we learn about Human Nature, not vulgarities." Ms Chia.
"Eh, you dont laugh until like this, ah. Later laugh until you die then jialat!" Mr Liw.
-*Since when did Mr Liw become funny har.
"I say bye, you dont need to say 'What the hell' right?!" Ms Ding.

The Mas Selamat bin Kastari:
"Please call 999 immediately if you see him. A public effort by JonathanSohZhiHui.blogspot.com."
OH PLEASE LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pun intended... DO NOT TAKE ANY UNNECESSARY OFFENCE)
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Maybe he's born in the wrong century/millennium.

Oops. I have a feeling this may be offensive. So, Jonathan, hope you will never ever see what I have written.

1) I never rip from your blog. I almost every sentence got say your name hor.
2) Please don't ask people come find me I am sure I will be scared of them.

Lareyna you thinking what I'm thinking of now :) *winkwink.